heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

y jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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5ashtonsofsummer:

but i feel like if you asked target employee luke where the fruit snacks were he would walk around the entire store with you until you found them and made sure they were the exact kind you wanted bc he just wants people to be happy

Bastille - All This Bad Blood

Bad Blood (Δ

clitzy:

OMG YES

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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y whatamarveloustune13:

Yeah ‘cause she totally didn’t have bangs for like 2 years prior

whatamarveloustune13:

Yeah ‘cause she totally didn’t have bangs for like 2 years prior